​Lovely…  I just saw a young woman with a hairstyle that seems to have gone out of fashion in the Netherlands: she had a proper pony-tail. One where the hair sprouts out of the back of the head to gracefully bend down like – well – a pony’s tail; leaving a gap between the head and the tail as an excitedly galloping horse.

It made her look cute – or perhaps she was cute no matter her hairstyle, I won’t judge. But it most certainly did not make her look like a horse’s ass.